Dr. Metablog

Sheldon: Hey, look what the cat dragged in. Arnie: Well as I live and breathe. Sheldon: You know what?  Arnie: What. Sheldon: That's what. Mel: Big shot. Sheldon: Who died and made you king?  Mel: Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer. Sheldon: Where were you when the brains were passed out?  Arnie: Yeah, eat this. Sheldon: You wouldn’t know your ass from a hole in the ground. Mel: So what. Arnie: You’re so full of shit it’s coming out of your ears. Sheldon: Takes one to know one. Arnie: You know what's a good match?  Mel: What? Arnie: Your face and my ass. Mel: When you're finished, you can take the spoon out of my ass. Sheldon: Come again?  Are you cracked? Mel: Eat me. Arnie: You and what army?  Sheldon: Ain’t that the limit?  Mel:  Hey, honey, shake it don’t break it. Arnie: Hubba hubba, ding ding.  Sheldon: What a pair! Arnie: Built like a brick shithouse. Mel: You got the money, honey, I got the time.  Sheldon: Don’t mean maybe. Arnie:  All talk and no action. Mel:  Any more at home like you?  Sheldon: She can put her shoes under my bed anytime. Arnie: Hard work but somebody’s got to do it. Mel: Saving it for the worms?  Sheldon: Well, back to the salt mines. Arnie: Another day, another dollar. Sheldon: That ain’t hay. Mel: Long day, no. Arnie: We were just talking about you. Sheldon: that’s what she said. Arnie: Well, that’s that. Mel: I don’t bust my hump for anyone anymore. Arnie: Couldn’t care less. Sheldon: If you don’t like it, lump it. Mel:  Who cut the cheese? Arnie:  Another county heard from. Mel: Do me a favor. Drop dead. Sheldon: I'm feeling bright eyed and bushy tailed. Mel: Have a coffin nail? Arnie: Don't mind if I do. Mel: I’ve been smoking all my life and I ain’t dead yet. Arnie: I could eat a horse. Mel: He’d lose his head if it wasn’t tied on. Sheldon: He has as much chance as a snowball in hell. Arnie:  He’s pissing against the wind. Sheldon: Just a spit in the ocean. Arnie: Well, doesn’t that beat the band. Mel: Be my guest. Arnie:  Can you beat that? Sheldon: Can’t complain. Arnie:  Doesn’t time fly when you’re having fun. Sheldon: Who pulled your chain?  Arnie: Yeah, clear as mud. Mel: You haven’t got the brains you were born with. Arnie: Cool it. Sheldon: Heads I win, tails you lose. Arnie: Cross my heart and hope to die. Sheldon: It’s curtains. Arnie: Do it, or else. Sheldon: Does a bear shit in the woods? Arnie: That and a nickel will get you on the subway. Sheldon: Close but no cigar. Mel: You know what time it is? Half past a cow’s ass. Arnie: Same to you. Sheldon: What a crock! Arnie: Your mother goes down for wooden nickels. Sheldon: Your mother! Arnie: Age before beauty. Sheldon: All dressed up and nowhere to go. Mel: Doozie pots. Arnie: You know what. Sheldon: What?  Arnie: That's what.