Dr. Metablog

Dr. Metablog is the nom de blague of Vivian de St. Vrain, the pen name of a resident of the mountain west who writes about language, books, politics, or whatever else comes to mind. Under the name Otto Onions (Oh NIGH uns), Vivian de St. Vrain is the author of “The Big Book of False Etymologies” (Oxford, 1978) and, writing as Amber Feldhammer, is editor of the classic anthology of confessional poetry, “My Underwear” (Virago, 1997).

July 2011

  • Hackett Hill Road is two twisty, depopulated, uphill-and-down miles long. It is unpaved and seriously washboarded. If you didn't know for sure that it was a public thoroughfare, you might think that you had accidentally turned into someone's long driveway. Most of our guests arrive from the South Road side of things, which is an…

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  • A:  "What's that stand of trees that are down there by the brook?" Dr. M:  "Cottonwoods.  I planted one of them must be thirty-five years ago. The big one. They reproduce like aspens, underground runners. Turned into a nice stand." A:  "When I was working the sawmill, sometimes the locals would bring in a tree…

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  • Lady Stallions!?! Not only a New Jersey soccer team, but an oxymoron of Shakespearean achievement. Not a simple oxymoron either, like Romeo's "cold fire, sick health," but a figure of speech on the far frontier of Oxymoronia, along with such classics as Utah Jazz and Christian Science. What, pray tell, is a Lady Stallion?  Even…

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  • "I imagine," said Big Al, "that he knows as much about Shakespeare as I know about chainsaws."

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  • I've been reading about rugs and therefore learning all sorts of new words. For example, a yastik is a small rug or bag for designed to be sat upon and therefore serves a different purpose than a mafrash, which is bag for transporting small objects.  Here's a mafrash:  I have discovered that many of the terms used…

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  • This 1966 black-and-white oddity boasts a distinguished director (Delbert Mann, celebrated for Marty) and a group of excellent actresses (Jean Simmons, Katherine Ross, Angela Lansbury and Suzanne Pleshette). It's ambitious and sometimes imaginative. But frankly, even more than your run-of-the-mill amnesia movie, it's a mess.      The amnesiac in this case is a young and puzzled James Garner, who comes to consciousness in Central…

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  • My mother had a pretty fair soprano and as a young adult performed in amateur musicals. She sang in that high, quavering style that I associate with artists of the 1920s and 1930s, such as Ruth Etting ("America's Radio Sweetheart"). I remember that sometimes, when she wasn't busy putting the laundry through the wringer or scrubbing the…

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