Dr. Metablog

Dr. Metablog is the nom de blague of Vivian de St. Vrain, the pen name of a resident of the mountain west who writes about language, books, politics, or whatever else comes to mind. Under the name Otto Onions (Oh NIGH uns), Vivian de St. Vrain is the author of “The Big Book of False Etymologies” (Oxford, 1978) and, writing as Amber Feldhammer, is editor of the classic anthology of confessional poetry, “My Underwear” (Virago, 1997).

May 2008

  • Regular readers of this blague should be able to anticipate Dr. Metablog's best and favorite answer to the important question, "What is a cutter?" Familiar with Dr. M's lifelong passion for baseball, the king of all sports, an informed reader might be tempted to say that a "cutter" is short for a "cut fastball" —…

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  • Last month, I reported that I had read The Dean's List and that I was not sufficiently impressed to enroll myself in the John Hassler fan club.  But inasmuch as Hassler had been so celebrated upon his death, and I felt negligent, I thought it only fair to give him a second try. Now I've…

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  • One of my childhood friends confesses to me that his otherwise peaceful early years were marred by a perfectly unnecessary bit of fighting — which he himself initiated.  "We were in the middle of a softball game in the P. S. 217 schoolyard and I struck out with two or three men on base. One…

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  • Yesterday, in a long-buried collection of file folders, I found some papers of my father's that were written during those last painful years when he was a widower. Some of the pages comprise a "commonplace" book, the theme of which is, 'why am I still alive when my wife is dead?'  In addition to the…

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  • My friend Otis Jefferson Brown reminds me of the crushing sports-and-morals tragedy of our joint childhoods. It all took place in 1950/51, when I was a creeping like snail to sixth grade in P. S. 217 and Otis, a child of Bay Ridge, was trudging his shining morning face to P.S. 102. Our guys, our…

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  • Walter van Tilburg Clark's 1940 western, The Ox-bow Incident, was required reading in English classes at Erasmus Hall High School during the Eisenhower years.  I assume that I studied and possibly even answered some assigned questions about the novel, but judging by the minute shards of information that my porous head has retained, I’d be…

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  • Searching the out-of-the-way corners of this ol' house that we are leaving behind after thirty-five years, I discovered a mutilated copy of The Log, an eight-page mimeographed pamphlet produced by students of P.S. 217 in June of 1952.  The entries seem to have been written not by the students but by the teachers and  were…

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  • My friend Bob, with whom I've shared many a pleasant lunch, went outside to fill the bird-feeders and never returned. Was it heart attack, aneurysm, or stroke?  Bob had taken early retirement a few months ago to spend more time with his ladylove, from whom he had been forced to live apart by circumstances. His…

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  • The poem that might entrance you when you're young might not be the poem for your older years. In my "mature" phase, poems that I earlier ignored take on new significance. I'm now quite taken with Tennyson's "Ulysses,'" a dramatic monologue that meant nothing to me until a few years ago. "Ulysses" celebrates perseverance, a…

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  • No, despite appearances, I'm not obsessed with nineteenth-century horsedrawn vehicles, although I do love those classic novels in which our hero dashes to the rescue in one kind of coach or another. It's just that I have this little bee in my bonnet about the fact that we gasoline-era moderns understand the exact social significance…

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