Dr. Metablog

Dr. Metablog is the nom de blague of Vivian de St. Vrain, the pen name of a resident of the mountain west who writes about language, books, politics, or whatever else comes to mind. Under the name Otto Onions (Oh NIGH uns), Vivian de St. Vrain is the author of “The Big Book of False Etymologies” (Oxford, 1978) and, writing as Amber Feldhammer, is editor of the classic anthology of confessional poetry, “My Underwear” (Virago, 1997).

January 2006

  • In my experience, film memories are generally sharper than book memories. Film images crowd out the words. An exception is The Caine Mutiny. I remembered the novel very well, and I was astonished that the film version, which I saw last night and must have seen in 1954 or thereabouts, had almost completely evaporated from my…

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  • In 1951, Herman Wouk won a Pulitzer prize for The Caine Mutiny. The novel itself was a giant best-seller and along with it came the movie with Humphrey Bogart and also a Broadway play. It was a big 1950s literary event.    It's almost exactly fifty years since I last read the book, and it's obvious why…

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  • Sheldon: Hey, look what the cat dragged in. Arnie: Well as I live and breathe. Sheldon: You know what?  Arnie: What. Sheldon: That's what. Mel: Big shot. Sheldon: Who died and made you king?  Mel: Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer. Sheldon: Where were you when the brains were passed out?  Arnie: Yeah, eat…

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  • In Thomas Hardy’s The Return of the Native (1878), Clym Yeobright and Eustacia Vye are brimming with impetuous youthful lust. They meet at a deserted spot on Egdon Heath — a “vast tract of unenclosed wild” in southwestern England. Here’s how Hardy describes their moment of passion:                “’My Eustacia.’  …

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  • My daughter continues to urge me to write something autobiographical. To which I reply, it’s all autobiographical. But since she wants hard news, not indirect revelation, I offer this account of my grandmother, born Sonia Chafetz, later, by marriage, Sonia Usilewski and finally, after a legal name change, Sonia Green. She was born in 1884…

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  • There's a small mystery in Tolstoi's Sebastopol in 1855. An officer drives "a telyezhka, which [says Tolstoi] stands halfway between a Jewish britchka, a Russian travelling-cart, and a basket-wagon." How in the arithmetical world can any object be "half-way" between three different kinds of wagons? A translation problem, let's hope. Moreover, the word "telyezhka" doesn't appear…

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  • My positions: 1)  NO DOGS WITHIN CITY LIMITS. Rationale: fatal and near-fatal dog attacks, dog bites, barking dogs, whining dogs, ubiquitous dog "waste," dogs annoying citizens in parks and open space, the indulgence of dog owners. But what about seeing-eye dogs? Slippery slope, that. Sorry, no dogs (except for purposes of vivisection). 2)  NO CHRISTMAS…

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  • The caprice of phrasal verbs (formerly called verb-adverb combinations) came to my conscious attention sometime in the 1950s, when I first read Mansfield Park. Fanny Price, the heroine, is lying on a couch; her sailor brother William cries, "Poor Fanny!… how soon she is knocked up! Why, the sport is but just begun. I hope…

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  • In the narrowest definition, a "replacement child" is a being who is intentionally conceived because an older sibling has recently died. Such substitutes must endure the lifetime burden of competing with a lost and often idealized child. Because it is almost impossible for them to please their parents, they easily become confused and frustrated, or…

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  • Call me prescriptive, but the all too common phrase "one of the only" offends both ear and logic. What does it mean to say that "the $11 billion Crusader artillery rocket system is one of the only weapons systems canceled by the Bush administration?" If it's the "only" cancellation, say so. If it's "one of…

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