Dr. Metablog

Dr. Metablog is the nom de blague of Vivian de St. Vrain, the pen name of a resident of the mountain west who writes about language, books, politics, or whatever else comes to mind. Under the name Otto Onions (Oh NIGH uns), Vivian de St. Vrain is the author of “The Big Book of False Etymologies” (Oxford, 1978) and, writing as Amber Feldhammer, is editor of the classic anthology of confessional poetry, “My Underwear” (Virago, 1997).

In my Vermont garden, I grow a number of different varieties of German (also called bearded) irises. One variety — a bicolor I inherited a decade ago from my sister– had died. I put a spade into the ground to see if I could discover the source of the problem, and I found that the rhizomes had deteriorated to a loathsome smelly unholy mess the consistency of overripe bananas. It was a truly disgusting situation and one that I had never encountered before. For the sake of garden sanitation, I dug out the decay and some surrounding soil and carried the filth to the local dump. 

Later in the summer, I read this sentence in a garden book: "we cannot confirm the folk wisdom that bacterial soft rot in irises can be caused by horse manure."  I knew that rot in iris rhizomes could be spread by iris borers, but these irises were borer-free. On the other hand, I had been working the soil with load after generous load of horse manure. So perhaps there's some truth to the derided superstition. In any case, since I switched to fertilizing irises with the abundant droppings of sheep I haven't had a recurrence of the disease. But then again, I haven't been able to re-test the particular susceptible variety–it being an iris now extinct in my garden.

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