Dr. Metablog

Dr. Metablog is the nom de blague of Vivian de St. Vrain, the pen name of a resident of the mountain west who writes about language, books, politics, or whatever else comes to mind. Under the name Otto Onions (Oh NIGH uns), Vivian de St. Vrain is the author of “The Big Book of False Etymologies” (Oxford, 1978) and, writing as Amber Feldhammer, is editor of the classic anthology of confessional poetry, “My Underwear” (Virago, 1997).

Xmas Thoughts

If the profoundly religious seventeenth-century founders of our country had a single favorite Biblical moment, it might be where the Lord (speaking through His prophet Amos) severely condemned the vanity of holidays. "I hate," said the Lord, "I despise your feast days, and I will not smell in your solemn assemblies."  The Lord of Hosts specifically enjoined against the attempt to placate him by sacrificing animals (a matter of topical concern in Amos’ time).  "Though ye offer me burnt offerings and your meat offerings, I will not accept them; neither will I regard the peace offerings of your fat beasts."  Nor did He rest with these easy-to-follow injunctions, but He went on to condemn all musical tributes as well.  Nor more chants, glees or carols: "Take thou away from me the noise of thy songs; for I will not hear the melody of thy viols."  Our Puritan forefathers interpreted these lines correctly; they recognized that the Lord opposed not only ritual sacrifice and music but all formal observance and rote piety. The Ancient of Days made it abundantly clear that what moved him was not empty ceremony but genuine morality.  HIs solution: "let justice run down as waters, and righteousness as a mighty stream."  Taking these uncompromising sentences as their guide, our founders dug in their heels against the ostentatious celebration of of all holidays, especially Christmas.

Would they not have been reduced to angry and impotent sobs by the grotesque consumerism — the burnt offerings and squeaking timbrels  — that in 2006 substitute for justice and righteousness?  Could there be anything more loathsome either to Amos or to our devout ancestors than "Silent Night" at a shopping mall?

Ah for a twenty-first century Amos!

Further observations on the "holiday season" can be found here.

One response to “Xmas Thoughts”

  1. hey dr. m. i dig the new second sentence in your bio. also all and any facts about your brooklyn childhood

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