Dr. Metablog

Dr. Metablog is the nom de blague of Vivian de St. Vrain, the pen name of a resident of the mountain west who writes about language, books, politics, or whatever else comes to mind. Under the name Otto Onions (Oh NIGH uns), Vivian de St. Vrain is the author of “The Big Book of False Etymologies” (Oxford, 1978) and, writing as Amber Feldhammer, is editor of the classic anthology of confessional poetry, “My Underwear” (Virago, 1997).

A Visit to a New Health-care Provider

Today I went to see a new doctor, a specialist.  His receptionist sits behind a sign that reads "Co-payment must be made at the time of service.  Failure to pay the co-payment will result in an additional charge of $10."  I took a seat to wait and to fill out various forms — and to be apprised of a "policy change":  "A patient who misses an appointment without canceling 24 hours in advance will be charged $45."  I read a little further:  "Extended telephone conversations will be subject to a charge of $15." 

I know that doctors have to make a living and I don't begrudge them a decent wage.  But goodness gracious, must they transform themselves into shameless nickel-and-dimers? 

I want to have confidence in my doctor.  I want to think that he's the heir to Aesculapius, Hippocrates, and Jean Hersholt. I don't want to think that he's a money-hungry "provider" whose primary aim, transcending all others (especially healing), is to squeeze me for a buck here and a buck there. 

Which is in fact what I did think.  Not a good first impression, Dr. Provider!

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