Dr. Metablog

Dr. Metablog is the nom de blague of Vivian de St. Vrain, the pen name of a resident of the mountain west who writes about language, books, politics, or whatever else comes to mind. Under the name Otto Onions (Oh NIGH uns), Vivian de St. Vrain is the author of “The Big Book of False Etymologies” (Oxford, 1978) and, writing as Amber Feldhammer, is editor of the classic anthology of confessional poetry, “My Underwear” (Virago, 1997).

One Heck of a Big Miller

The miller in The Miller of Angibault is, according to George Sand, really, really huge. "The big miller descended, stretching, from his corn-loft, cracking the joints of his long arms and legs. He was well-proportioned, robust, easy in his movements, and strikingly featured. This specimen of the countryside was remarkable for a region whose inhabitants are generally on the short side."  How tall was this "tall miller?"

Nineteenth-century novelists rarely give us hard data, but George Sand provides the exact measurement for this "specimen." "Grand-Louis" is exactly five feet eight inches tall! 

Le Meunier d'Angibault was written in 1844. It's in Thackeray's Pendennis (1850), I think,  that one of the female characters is described as a "maypole" of five feet four inches.

I wonder how tall Shakespeare imagined Helena – the famous "painted maypole" of A Midsummer Night's Dream.  Probably just as tall as the boy who played the part, but how much would that be in inches? 

Height is believed to have increased a centimeter a decade in western Europe from 1850 to 1950.  Is it possible that the great heroes of antiquity — Hector, Samson etc. — were all under five feet tall?  My grandfather was just a hair above five feet tall. 

The average height of American males was 5' 8" in 1960 and is 5' 9 1/2" today.  How tall would a Louis have to be today to be called Grand-Louis? 

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