Dr. Metablog

Dr. Metablog is the nom de blague of Vivian de St. Vrain, the pen name of a resident of the mountain west who writes about language, books, politics, or whatever else comes to mind. Under the name Otto Onions (Oh NIGH uns), Vivian de St. Vrain is the author of “The Big Book of False Etymologies” (Oxford, 1978) and, writing as Amber Feldhammer, is editor of the classic anthology of confessional poetry, “My Underwear” (Virago, 1997).

William Blake asks us to beware "venomous Newt" — venomous because the skin of this lizard-like creature contains the extraordinarily dangerous poison tetrodotoxin  which it secretes through its granular skin glands. It is unwise to befriend or embrace a Newt and they should never be swallowed. Tetrodotoxin blocks sodium channels and can therefore cause heart arrhythmia or heart arrest.

Shakespeare did not love the Newt; among the ingredients in the witches' potion in Macbeth, along with the fenny snake, toe of frog, wool of bat, tongue of dog and owlet's wing is "eye of Newt."

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In Timon of Athens, a list of "abhorred births" includes the "black toad and adder blue" along with the  "gilded Newt." "Gilded," for Shakespeare, could mean "gilt" but also "guilty" and sometimes even  "false."

In Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Second Villager claims that a witch has transformed him into the most loathsome of critters: "She turned me into a Newt." He then withdraws the charge: "I got better."

It's definitely better not to be a Newt — or even to get too close to one. 

One response to “Newt”

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    Axel Sprengtporten

    Your advice is good. Unfortunately it wasn’t heeded by Bertie Wooster’s Newt-obsessed friend Gussie Fink-Nottle, “that Newt-nuzzling blister,” and look what happened to him.

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