Dr. Metablog

Dr. Metablog is the nom de blague of Vivian de St. Vrain, the pen name of a resident of the mountain west who writes about language, books, politics, or whatever else comes to mind. Under the name Otto Onions (Oh NIGH uns), Vivian de St. Vrain is the author of “The Big Book of False Etymologies” (Oxford, 1978) and, writing as Amber Feldhammer, is editor of the classic anthology of confessional poetry, “My Underwear” (Virago, 1997).

It had been a long time since I'd read a decent hyena book, so I opened Mikita Brottman's Hyena (London, 2012) with great anticipation.

I'm sorry to report that it was a bit of a disappointment: not nearly enough biology and too much undigested "reception history."  Yes, it's true that hyenas are regarded with almost universal fear and revulsion. perhaps because they dig up corpses and run off with young children. But I knew that. And although Brottman mentions the unusual sexual apparatus of female hyenas, which causes so much difficulty with copulation and childbirth, she neglected to remind us that hyena males lack a baculum.

Good pictures, however.  Here's one.

Hyena
Not particularly lovable, I think.

I've seen a lot of stuffed animals in baby's cribs, but I've never seen a cute stuffed hyena. Merely a sampling error, it turns out. Stuffed hyenas suitable for your newborn are available on the internet,

Hyena stuffed toy

Nevertheless, I a bit skeptical that hyenas will ever outsell the bunnies and puppies.

One response to “Hyena News”

  1. I draw a comic strip about hyenas. I’m doing what I can to overturn years of bad press, and make them lovable and heroic.
    And yes, I’d love to have a pet hyena. But no, I’m not that crazy. A Great Pyrennees is big enough!

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