Dr. Metablog

Dr. Metablog is the nom de blague of Vivian de St. Vrain, the pen name of a resident of the mountain west who writes about language, books, politics, or whatever else comes to mind. Under the name Otto Onions (Oh NIGH uns), Vivian de St. Vrain is the author of “The Big Book of False Etymologies” (Oxford, 1978) and, writing as Amber Feldhammer, is editor of the classic anthology of confessional poetry, “My Underwear” (Virago, 1997).

A close relative has accused me of lacking spontaneity. Specifically, "I doubt he ever did a spontaneous thing in his entire life."

I've been mulling over this attack and I can think of at least three spontaneous actions that I have performed.  A) Frequently, in the middle of the afternoon, without forethought or planning, I take a nap.  B) And closely related, but certainly different, sometimes, waking up in the morning, I decide, spontaneously, to lie in bed for another hour or so. And C), just yesterday, when I trundled over to the Public Library to borrow the book on ancient dead languages that I had reserved, I spontaneously pulled a second book (on Neanderthals) off the shelf. 

Now if those aren't plain and distinct instances of spontaneity I don't know what.

Moreover, I am making a long list of spontaneous actions to perform in the near future. 

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